Izzy: Hello all you Adams and Eves!
Elsa: I always wonder what you’re going to come-up with for the opening.
Izzy: I’m pretty clever, if I do say so myself. I was wondering about this one though. I was hoping everyone would know that we are going to be talking about donning our “Sunday Best” and not assume that we were talking about being naked.
Elsa: And why would anyone assume we were going to discuss being naked on a fashion show?
Izzy: Birthday suits?
Elsa: Well, this church-related show really started off on the wrong foot, now didn’t it?
Izzy: God made our birthday suits. He’s the first fashion designer!
Elsa: In an unrelated question, when lightening strikes, how wide is the hit? Do you think I’m safe over here?
Izzy: Oh, pleeeease.
Elsa: Let’s move onto our very first look. Mui-Mui is looking mighty fine in her Sunday best.
Izzy: That’s no Snapchat flower crown! That’s the real thing, baby!
Elsa: She looks like a little flower fairy!
Izzy: A sophisticated flower bitch!
Elsa: I love the color palette. The soft browns, pale pinks, mint greens and the lovely dark pink. It’s modern, but classic.
Izzy: This is a special outfit.
Elsa: Special things happen on Sunday! Church, brunches, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Easter and many other special events!
Izzy: Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest. The rest of the laundry… the rest of the housework… and the rest of the stuff I didn’t get done on Saturday.
Elsa: Oh, you liar! You have never done your own laundry nor your housework!
Izzy: Okay… so it’s someone’s time to do the REST of my laundry and the REST of my housework.
Elsa: And what are you doing while someone else is doing your laundry and housework?
Izzy: My Sunday plans usually include doing nothing and then more nothing, while drinking mimosas.
Elsa: Recovering from Saturday?
Izzy: That’s why I do nothing!!
Elsa: I usually go to church and then brunch with family or friends. It’s a wonderful and restful day.
Izzy: Well, isn’t that just so special.
Elsa: Plus, I love to dress in my most sophisticated daytime looks.
Izzy: Which brings us back to dear MuiMui.
Elsa: The oversized flower is perfect and looks so lovely with her outfit.
Izzy: Another perfect Sunday ensemble is seen here:
Elsa: Oh, girl he is hawt!
Izzy: Isn’t he to die for? He is rocking that suit like Tom Hiddleston!
Elsa: If you watch our show regularly, you know that I LOVE a well-groomed look. This is a prime example. Sammy is clean and crisp and well brushed. His hair is beautiful and neatly trimmed to perfection.
Izzy: And the outfit is spot on too. I love the red and black buffalo check tie with the grey glen plaid suit. It’s just perfect together!
Elsa: The white shirt is a great contrast to the suit and pulls this ensemble together nicely. I like the grey and red combo but the best part for me is the wide lapel jacket left open to create a more hip and casual vibe. That’s super chic! I just can’t get over his amazing blonde hair though.
Izzy: This would be the perfect Sunday brunch outfit.
Elsa: Sunday brunch…. ahhhhhh
Izzy: I love everything about brunch. Well, with one exception. I’m getting really annoyed about how eating makes me fat.
Elsa: I can taste it already. Omelettes. Scrambled eggs. Poached eggs on toast.
Izzy: You like your eggs, don’t you.
Elsa: Don’t you like eggs?
Izzy: I do like eggs. Mostly in cake, but yass, I like eggs.
Elsa: Speaking of…. this look… TAKES the CAKE. Like what I did there?
Izzy: You don’t have the right to make jokes. I’ll ignore it and comment on this AMAZBALL photo. This is a CHURCH outfit! Can I get an amen!?
Elsa: This certainly is a good-ole Southern church goin’ hat!
Izzy: The whole outfit is on SUNDAY FLEEK!!
Elsa: Or the Kentucky Derby!
Izzy: Oh, YASS! Derby Fleek!
Elsa: I just love LeeLoo. She’s such an inspiration. She’s deaf but is living a full and fashionable life.
Izzy: Yeah, LeeLoo!
Izzy: Unless you’re Nicki Minaj, do not try a pink wig!
Elsa: I think this really is a joke. Right?
Izzy: Prolly! Or Kelly Osborn.
Elsa: Or Melanie Martinez.
Izzy: Okay, you can TRY a pink wig, but have some sense!! Don’t wear a cheap Lalaloopsy Halloween costume wig.
Elsa: I love pink. But I don’t love this pink dollar store wig.
Izzy: Oh Snap! C’mon Lola, you don’t want to look like Strawberry Shortcake.
Elsa: Or My Little Pony.
Izzy: I don’t know about that… I really DO want to look like Pinkie Pie.
Elsa: Ya, me too a little. But this look only works on Halloween.
Izzy: But what is the costume? Laura Ingalls meets the Doodlebops?
Elsa: I have no clue what a Doodlebop is, but I know I am not loving the dress either.
Izzy: It’s pink. I thought that’s all you cared about.
Elsa: I do have standards… even with my precious pink.
Izzy: I’m not sure, but I think this might be her nightgown.
Elsa: Her poor husband.
Izzy: Where do you think she is going this Sunday?
Elsa: For a make-over, I hope.
Izzy: Rawr! And you think I’m offensive.
Elsa: Poor, lovely, beautiful, misguided Lola.
Izzy: I hope she doesn’t go to brunch in that outfit.
Elsa: I hope she doesn’t leave the house in that outfit.
Izzy: Maybe she’s just hiding from Monday?
Elsa: A disguise. That must be it.
Izzy: I’ve always thought there should be an extra day between Saturday and Sunday. I think I’ll write my local government about that one.
Elsa: You do that. And be sure to pepper your letter with your charming jokes. That ought to work.
Izzy: Thank you for thinking I’m charming. I guess we better go start our weekend and get ready to display our Sunday Best.
Elsa and Izzy: Stay Fabulous, Fashionistas!
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