Izzy: Greetings all you Sequins and Bow Ties!
Elsa: Sounds like a fancy show today!!
Izzy: Of course! I’m one sophisticated hussy!
Elsa: That’s one way to say it. Are you sure that you want to refer to yourself as a “hussy” all the time?
Izzy: I don’t say it all the time. I usually call myself a bitch. Or if I’m feeling particularly beautiful, “skinny bitch.”
Elsa: So much for having a sophisticated show.
Izzy: We can drink champagne and eat a little caviar and still save it!
Elsa: The fashions alone are enough to save this show from our vulgarity.
Izzy: Yas!! I do believe this show is going to make us all want to raise our pinkies and perfect our phony party laugh.
Elsa: I’m suddenly very excited about the show!
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Weekend, you are my favorite. This weekend we are celebrating my dads birthday, Australia Day and having a little getaway, cheers to the long weekend 🙌🏽 Its going to be a hot one so time to strip off and jump in the pool 💦 Have a great one friends. Let me know below if you’re up to something fun this weekend? ❤️ —————————————————- . . . Thanks so much to my fam @bellalucia1026 for my awesome @rororiri_official cardy and gorgeous brooch from my bestie @lily_glamour_lady Love you all 🥰 . . . #frenchie #frenchieoftheday #französischebulldogge #franskbulldog #frenchiesfundog #fransebulldog #frenchbulldog #frenchiepup #loveabully #petstagram #puppy #puppylove #bully #bullyinstafeature #bulldog #bulldogfrances #french_bulldog #フレンチブルドッグ #フレブル #ワンコ #frenchyfanatics #frenchiesgram #frenchbulldogsofinstagram #frenchiesoverload #ilovemyfrenchie #batpig #buhi #squishyfacecrewbulldog #frenchies1 #frenchieworld
Izzy: Yayaya! I love when we start the show off with a handsome man.
Elsa: Married life really hasn’t changed you, has it?
Izzy: Not even death will change my attraction to handsome men.
Elsa: Well, if you’re going to stray I can understand how this might be a temptation.
Izzy: I won’t stray. But my eyes might.
Elsa: The @traxties is fab-u-lous!
Izzy: Again with a pin in his likeness. Why isn’t there an Izzy the Frenchie pin???
Elsa: Back to the tie. I love the color combination and I love the pattern. Casual enough not to be stuffy, but sophisticated enough to be chic.
Izzy: The jacket from @rororiri_official is pretty hawt too. He looks amazing. I wouldn’t normally pair that brown color of the tie with the grey in the jacket, but it works here.
Elsa: Individuality is important in fashion. And the reason that the combination works is because of the similar tones of the colors.
Izzy: Ready for a wow factor??
Izzy: Ba da bing, that is a lot of bling!
Elsa: I am in awe of this @anthonyrubio01 number.
Izzy: And I’m a little in love with my darling friend @liviethemork
Elsa: The sequins shape and the way they are expertly layered give it a bit of a mermaid feel.
Izzy: And the bottom is like New Year’s Eve!!
Elsa: She really does look like she’s ready for a party.
Izzy: This could get tacky pretty quickly if it weren’t for the expert hand of sir Anthony Rubio.
Elsa: Yes, do not try this at home.
Izzy: I really want to go dancing with her now!!
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✨ 2O18 has been wonderful & full of Love❗️I met my furever family & some incredible friends (You!). I’m really thankful for all your support and kindness & I hope no one will be alone tonight… . Let’s pawty and see what’s going on for 2O19❗️ . Love you’All & thank you 💕 . Happy New Year’s Eve ✨ . . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ . . ✨2O18 a été pour ma part une merveilleuse année… J’y ai rencontré ma famille et puis je vous ai « rencontré ». Merci pour votre soutien quotidien qui me touche énormément et Merci de me faire sourire à chaque fois que je vous regarde en photo/vidéo. J’attends impatiemment 2O19 pour voir ce que cette année me réserve, en espérant que tout le monde est heureux, en bonne santé et ne manque de rien. . On vous aimes les amis et bon réveillon ✨ (Moi comme vous l’avez remarqué je suis prêt 😁) . . With love, Y. 🐾 🐾 🐾 🐾 #frenchielove #squishyface #frenchbulldogs #dogs #batpig #frogdog #frenchiegram #bully #frenchieoftheday #bulldogs #instafrenchie #bulldogfrancese #batpigrabbit #cute #boubou #like #pet #french #dogstagram #doggy #doglover #batpigsofinstagram #frenchiesociety #instagram #instagood #paris #france #yoda #frenchiesnewyear
Izzy: Oh, and he can come too!
Elsa: He’s ready for a party too!!!
Izzy: This look is the best of both of our two previous looks. The bow tie from the first and the sequins from the second.
Elsa: Just enough sequins to make this sophisticated without it going disco ball.
Izzy: I love the top! It’s so chic and understated.
Elsa: You like understated?
Izzy: Sometimes. This time. What’s there not to love? A man in a bow tie who looks ready to party!
Elsa: The rolled-up sleeve does add a bit of a casual vibe too. So amazing!
Izzy: If you really want to be amazed, hold onto your multi-colored wig!
Elsa: I don’t have one, but okay.
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My Marilyn Monroe pose 👗But mom they can see my butt!!🙈👀#Marilyn Monroe#newyork #emperess_ming#shihtzu#shihtzulovers#shihtzumom#shihtzulove#shihtzus#prettydog#dog#dogdress#pink#pinkdress#pinkpaws#pinkhair#blue#bluehair#bodygirlboutique#dogmodelsearch#dogstagram#dogmodel#dogoftheday#digsofinstagram#soap#shihtzusofinstagram#shihtzusofnewyork
Elsa: If I had a multi-colored wig, this would have blown it off.
Izzy: Maybe you can borrow one from @emperess_ming
Elsa: I don’t think this is a wig and I know I wouldn’t want to borrow it.
Izzy: This may not be a wig but chances are high that she owns a few rainbow wigs.
Elsa: I would say that is a safe bet.
Izzy: She looks scared of her own tail!!
Elsa: Wouldn’t you be??
Izzy: I wonder who did this to her and how drunk she was?
Elsa: I thought you were all for personal expression in fashion and hair?
Izzy: Only if your personal expression isn’t “YIKES!”
Elsa: A tastefully done streak of temporary hair color might be appropriate for a fun and whimsical outfit.
Izzy: Not sure this is a streak. Or tasteful.
Elsa: I can assure its neither.
Izzy: Do you realize that we haven’t even discussed the outfit.
Elsa: She’s wearing clothes?
Izzy: Ha ha! Well, the skirt or skirts aren’t much better.
Elsa: When you have that much color on your…
Elsa: Yes. Then you really don’t want to introduce unique fabrics or patterns or new colors.
Izzy: No. You really just want to add pants and socks to cover it up.
Elsa: And she is wearing hair do-dads on top of it all.
Izzy: She could possibly get a gig as a mermaid dog.
Elsa: Or put a horn on her head and she could pose as a dog unicorn at birthday parties.
Izzy: Yes, they are putting unicorn horns on everyone these days…why not on her?
Elsa: At least her outfit won’t be a total waste of time. It could be a money maker.
Izzy: And speaking of money maker…let’s go out and shake ours!!!
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!!
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