Izzy: Hello all you Chanels and Diors!
Elsa: It’s Paris Fashion Week!
Izzy: I know this is your favorite week of the entire year.
Elsa: My seasonal wardrobe DEPENDS on what happens at Paris Fashion
Week. All the big name fashion houses – Chanel, Christian Dior,
Givenchy – show the best of their collections at amazing and iconic
Parisian locations. French fashion, french food, french men…
Izzy: French toast, French fries, French kisses…
Elsa: What’s there not to like??
Izzy: Exactly! We are French Bulldogs during Paris Fashion Week. We
were Napoleon Born-to-party!
Elsa: And I know our first stop on the party train.
Izzy: WOO WOO!!
Izzy: I love a girl who isn’t afraid to throw herself a birthday party.
Elsa: I love a girl who isn’t afraid to wear a dress like this!
Totally and delightfully impractical for walking!
Izzy: Who needs to walk!?? In that dress, she should be carried on the
shoulders of some buff and bronzed Frenchmen.
Elsa: This dress reminds me of a beautiful cake, with layer after
layer of beautiful and tasty strawberry cake and delicate pink icing.
Izzy: Never mind that her dress looks like a cake, check-out her
@ladygaga inspired birthday CAKE… And the real question is, why
wasn’t I invited to this party???? It’s pink, there’s a meat cake,
there are fashionable people. I should have been there.
Elsa: Maybe your invitation got lost in the mail.
Izzy: Maybe she’s being a bitch and doesn’t want to be shown-up?
Pardon my French.
Elsa: Yes, that’s probably the ONLY reason you weren’t invited.
Izzy: Glad you agree with me. You know, the world would really run a
lot smoother if everyone just agreed with me.
Elsa: We can probably agree on Miss Molly’s stunning dress by @furdrobe. I adore this luscious fabric. It’s beautifully supple but is also stiff enough to hold its lovely shape!
Izzy: You’re talking dirty talk.
Elsa: What?
Izzy: Luscious, supple…
Elsa: You’re just dirty minded. I love the tiered layers in the
skirting. I love the precisely spaced rhinestones. I love her
beautiful lustrous coat. And the way she has her head tilted to the
side is so beautiful. It makes her hair flow down her back. Just so
lovely.
Izzy: I think you’ve been reading too many novels. Are you in-love
with Molly? I’m pretty sure you have a girl crush.
Elsa: I think I have a girl crush too. But I know I’m in love with
this look! That is for sure!
Elsa: You fancy little Francophile! I might be a little bit in-love
with Stinger. Maybe
Izzy: Are you in-love??? I guess I will keep my paws off of this fine
gent. It’s not really fair that you are claiming him for your own. I
mean you already have dibs on Molly.
Elsa: He is handsome isn’t he? And what a dresser! I love this beret.
Black berets are classic FRENCH and can really elevate any outfit from
blah to si élégant.
Izzy: He looks like an important French movie director… He could
direct me any time…
Elsa: What happened to keeping your paws off of him?
Izzy: Anyway, that neckerchief is simple, but still adds a pattern.
Elsa: He looks artistic, creative and elegant which is exactly what
Paris Fashion Week is all about!
Izzy: My very favorite thing is, believe it or not, the crisp white
t-shirt. It looks so clean and new.
Elsa: I can see we might have a fight on our hands here. We’ll have to
see which one of us he calls for a date. In an unrelated story, did I
tell you that I have a new phone my number is 682 …
Izzy: I call HACKS! You sneaky little….
Elsa: Interrupt much?? Anyway, check out our amazing little friend….
Izzy: Oh dude! Livie stole Bruce Springsteen’s hair!!!
Elsa: As much as I love the Boss, I don’t exactly think he is
synonymous with Paris Fashion Week.
Izzy: All shade, no tea!! I love the Boss. Livie took Bruce’s hair
and paired it with Madonna’s dress and KAPOW! High fashion!
Elsa: Well, you have your opinion. I ADORE the bodice on this dress.
Izzy: On Madonna’s dress. Yes! I do too. It’s intricate and interesting and has a little sparkle. It has a little shine. It’s very Paris Fashion Week. Very chic.
Elsa: I love the combination of ribbon, sequins and bead work. I see
chains and lots of details. The layering of trims and finishes have
created a textile. What an interesting design idea. Which, had it been
poorly executed, could have been a fashion disaster. Thankfully,
lovely Livie has some amazing designers in her corner. Nice job @orostanicouture!
Izzy: The appliques on the skirt are totes fab and rather unexpected.
Elsa: I wouldn’t have thought to use those types or color appliqués, but this really does work.
Izzy: And her hair is BOSS!
Izzy: This bitch really knows how to party! THIS! This is how to unwind after Paris Fashion Week.
Elsa: Leopard skin, gold trim and gold toned sunglasses. Super fashionable!
Izzy: I love a woman who matches her necklace to her cocktail. I’m
gonna have to do that this weekend.
Elsa: I’ve been with you on the weekend. You’re going to need a necklace in every color.
Izzy: I could raise a glass to that!!
Elsa: You know, you are rather… unconventional sober… I would
really hate to see you drunk… again.
Izzy: Hey! I happen to like the hilarious hijinks I get myself into!!!
Elsa: Just don’t drunk text me again. I plan on sipping fine French wine while I look over all the amazing fashions we’ve seen through the Fashion Weeks.
Izzy: I’m sad to see the Fashion Weeks coming to a close. Time to get drunk!
Elsa: I loved the young rebel looks of New York and the experimental styles of London. And I adored seeing the glamourous and provocative styles of Milan! But my very favorite week is Paris Fashion Week. I am sad to see the most creative and elegant Fashion Week of them all come to an end. I can not even wait until the Spring shows.
Izzy: And I can’t wait to finish this show so I can drink!
Elsa: You’re impossible!
Izzy: And adorable!
Izzy and Elsa: Stay Fabulous, Fashionistas!
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