Izzy: Greetings all you investors and devested!
Elsa: You’re never dull.
Izzy: Thank you! I’m confident that that is a compliment.
Izzy: I’m clever! Have you seen our lovely guests this week?
Elsa: Yes. But investors?? They all could be investors, I suppose, but devested? They are all clothed Izzy.
Izzy: Clothed in….
Izzy: Vests!! You moron!!
Elsa: Oh. Now, that is a stretch.
Izzy: It’s a pun. It’s a play on word. It’s clever. It’s…
Elsa: Not that you’re stupid… wink, wink.
Izzy: I know how that “wink, wink” business goes. It’s equivalent to “Bless your heart”
Elsa: So, should we stop insulting each other and check-out our first look?
Izzy: Okay, now we should stop insulting each other and check-out our first look.
Elsa: Always have to have the last word, don’t you?
Elsa: Well, this fella is the last word on fashion, it looks like.
Izzy: I love this taupe colored vest. It looks amazing with his coloring.
Elsa: The taupe is a great color on him. The design is pretty awesome too, but if it were in the wrong color, say red, it could be very Santa-esque.
Izzy: Yes. In the wrong color this outfit would go from the chic look that it is to costume. And it’s a good thing since Christmas is over and nobody wants to be Santa’s Ho Ho Hoe.
Elsa: You just love throwing in dirty jokes. It doesn’t even have to make sense.
Izzy: You don’t make sense.
Elsa: Your comebacks are amazing today.
Izzy: I love the collar with this outfit too. I love this collar more than I love you, Elsa.
Elsa: You don’t either. You know you love me.
Izzy: I do. Most of the time. And I love this next look.
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Izzy: The name says it all!
Elsa: He looks equally studious and strong.
Izzy: I wouldn’t mess with him… that beautiful chunky chain really makes him look tough, doesn’t it?
Elsa: But there is something wise in his eyes… he looks like a hot college professor…
Izzy: And let me guess, you’re the naughty student?
Elsa: No! I was going to say that he looks like a hot college professor who is out relaxing on the weekend.
Izzy: He must be quite intelligent to put together this outfit.
Elsa: It would be a traVESTy if we didn’t comment on how expertly he assembled this ensemble.
Izzy: Why is it okay when you do it?
Elsa: Because mine are intelligently executed.
Izzy: Oh, sheesh. But I do love this quilted vest. The collar is so interesting. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one quite like this before.
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Elsa: Well, isn’t she just the perfect little thing.
Izzy: That pink fur vest is awesome.
Elsa: Don’t you love how all our guests have worn vests today but each of them have created very different looks. I love all this creativity.
Izzy: I love the contrast of the black and white stripes with the hot pink. A little inmate chic going on there..
Elsa: I don’t quite read… inmate… but I do love the contrast. And the repeating pattern of the stripes in the collar really brings this all together.
Izzy: It’s like a pink troll got into a tangle with an inmate.
Elsa: But a very chic troll and an elegant inmate.
Izzy: Very jailhouse fashionista.
Elsa: If anyone should be jailed for their fashion choices it’s these two…
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Izzy: Oh Frick!!
Elsa: I couldn’t have said it better myself… well, I probably could have said it more elegantly, but still…
Izzy: I have a story for you… Indiana Jones went binge drinking one night in Ireland. He knocked-up a hot little leprechaun and this is their love child.
Elsa: I’m not feeling the love here. That pattern on the hat… the tie AND the vest…
Izzy: It’s too much for you?
Elsa: Oh, my goodness, yes.
Izzy: Too much for Saint Patrick’s Day? You know it’s coming up…
Elsa: Maybe if they were in a parade on St. Patrick’s Day??
Izzy: It would still be ugly.
Izzy: Only one leprechaun was injured in the production of this outfit.
Elsa: The white shirt is quite nice. Wouldn’t that be lovely with a dark denim jean?
Izzy: Ummmmmm…. well, clearly the luck of the Irish has not been passed down to this generation.
Elsa: A bit of Guinness and this outfit might actually look great.
Izzy: It would take more than a “bit” of anything.
Elsa: Shall we?
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!
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