Pawshion Police: In-Love Edition

 

Izzy: Greetings all you Burgers and Fries!

Elsa: It’s always about the food with you, isn’t it?

Izzy: Sometimes it’s about the alcohol too though, to be fair.

Elsa: Do you have any other hobbies?

Izzy: Food, booze, fashion and men…. that just about covers it.

Elsa: Speaking of men…. I heard a rumor….

Izzy: You paparazzi, you.

Elsa: I’m a friend, so I have the inside scoop.

Izzy: I’m in-love. It’s true.

Elsa: I can see why …. He’s very handsome. You make a lovely couple.

Izzy: But can I be faithful?

Elsa: That is probably not the best attitude to go into marriage with….

Izzy: Oh, I will be faithful, more than likely.

Elsa: Well, bless your heart..

Izzy: I speak southern… that is not a compliment nor a blessing.

Elsa: Well, this little miss is a real blessing…

 

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⭐️Happy Tuesday sweet furiends!!🤗🌸👏 ~ I stand here back at the front gates of my castle, where this series began, because this series has now came to an end🐩🏰💕 We’ll keep moving forward, opening new doors & doing new things, because we’re curious & curiosity keeps leading us down new paths!!🤓👏💕 We can’t thank you all enough, who are joining us on this journey😍😘💕 • ⭐️OOTD💫: I’m wearing my fav pink pea coat matched with my pink floral sailor style bow tie gifted to me by my bestie @zoey_the_morkie_ courtesy of @darlingdearco 🎀🌸 • ⭐️ANNOUNCEMENTS👏: This is the last post of the series, ‘Magazine Highlights’, where I’ve posted pics from the magazine shoot for Charleston’s @lowcountrydog magazine & upcoming 2019 calendar (info. on how to order the calendar coming soon; proceeds go to rescues🙏), shot by the talented @southernvintagephotography 🤗🐩🎀📸 ~ Also, make sure to check out the recent video montage posted of my first TV appearance on @foxcharleston24 with @leylagulen24 & @lowcountydog 📺💕✨ • ⭐️All discount codes in story highlights🏷✨ • #toypoodles #toypoodlelove #toypoodlegram #dailybarker #dogscorner #dogs #toypoodlesofinstagram #smalldogs #littledogs #dogfashion #dogstyle #dogmodel #dogmodels #poodlesofinstagram #poodlepuppy #poodlelover #poodlegram #poodlelife #princesslife #magazineshoot #behindthescenes #tot #pinkprincess #dogwear

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Izzy: Wowza… I want that jacket as much as I want fried chicken.

Elsa: Remember, friends don’t eat friends,.

Izzy: Okay, fried… chicken nuggets. I’ve been told there aren’t any real chickens in those things.

Elsa: I would like to give our model praise for her impeccable grooming. I love the hair style… I love the contrast of her dark complexion against the pale pink. I love the contrast of the white fur against her gorgeous black fur. I just love it!

Izzy: This pink pea coat is perfection. Or if she were a cat…. puuuuurfection.

Elsa: Your jokes are getting worse.

Izzy: Just because you don’t get my jokes doesn’t mean that they aren’t funny.

Elsa: Didn’t say that I didn’t get it….. Just that you aren’t funny.

Izzy: You’re funny….. looking.

Elsa: Seriously?

Izzy: Okay, so you are as gorgeous as always but I am hurt that you don’t like my jokes.

Elsa: Sometimes… you’re funny. But you are always colorful and we make a spectacular pair. Almost as good as this pink pea coat matched with the pink floral sailor style bow tie courtesy of @darlingdearco

Izzy: So, since I am getting married soon… you’re invited by the way… I am on the look-out for the perfect outfit for my beloved Fil.

 

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Mommy told me that I have to redo my new year resolution list but I do not think is fair 😐 What do you think? ROCKY'S NEW YEAR RESOLUTION LIST: 🐶 I will continue to fart and not feel bad about it. Dad does it and he doesn’t feel bad … in fact he still laughs! 🐕💨 🐶 If you come home smelling like another dog, I will bite you. Don’t cheat on me! 😤 🐶 I will continue to try and get what I want by whining and giving you my best sad eyes. Pretending to suffer for yum yums is my specialty 😁 🐶 If it lands on the floor, forget about it … it’s mine! 🐶 If I lick it, forget about it. the golden rule applies…it's mine! 🐶 I will continue humping your pillow if you don't let me date the pup next door 🤪 🐶 I will not stop chasing the squirrels and rabbits and I will continue in the hunt for Godzilla. I will prove they are not faster than me! 🐇🐿🦎 🐕💨💨 🐶 Finally, I will chew up your New Year’s resolution list so you don’t have to put me on a diet 😳 (Yes don't you think I didn't read it!) 🤣 ➡️ Isn't the pawrfect list? 😁 ➡️ What is your new year's resolution? 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️ 3 years old #bostonterrierlove #bostonterrier_feature #bostonterrieroverload #mydogiscutest #bostonsofinstagram #lacyandpaws #littlerocky #rocky #bostonterrierpuppy #bostonterrier #pawpack #bostonterriers #flatnosedogsociety #bostonterriersofinstagram #bostonterriersforever #dog_features #dogcouture #doginfluencer #puppiesofinstagram #dogmodel #dogfashion #bostonterrierlover #newyearresolutions #dognewyear #dognewyear2018 #2019 #newyear2019 #happynewyear #newyearresolution #dogs

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Elsa: Goodness gracious this is amazing.

Izzy: I don’t want the groom to look better than me though… but this is pretty hot.

Elsa: The velvet top hat is perfect for a winter event, such a wedding.

Izzy: I love that the hat is that nice rich plum color while the band is a smooth cream. Nice contrast but both very rich in color and texture.

Elsa: Speaking of texture… the jacket offers visual texture. I love the colors and pattern. Don’t you just love that the modern man has so many options and aren’t stuck with plain ole black or grey?

Izzy: Rocky is pretty handsome in that bow tie….

Elsa: Having second thoughts about marriage, are we?

Izzy: Not at all. I love my Fil. But I can still window shop for bow ties.

Elsa: As long as you aren’t shopping for the man wearing the tie.

 

 

Izzy: Speaking of bow ties…

Elsa: YES! This is amazing. The window pain pattern is fabulous and of course, that bow tie.

Izzy: And I love seeing fellow Frenchies bringing the fashion. It’s what we do…

Elsa: Yellow is so on trend right now. And I love when it is paired with charcoal.

Izzy: I believe these are pajamas.

Elsa: I love multi-purpose clothing items. Way to think outside the box, Fio. You could not look any better if you had a tux and tails.

Izzy: Technically, Fio does have a tail.

Elsa: Oh, ha ha ha… Okay, so that was a pretty good joke, Izzy.

Izzy: You are finally seeing the light.

Elsa: Or maybe I’m just being kind… bless your heart.

Izzy: Uh-oh….no more blessing my heart.

Elsa: I think we both need to bless this little one’s heart.

 

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Izzy: Bless her heart.

Elsa: I think she has beautiful hair.

Izzy: I see a tongue.

Elsa: Well, most dogs have tongues along with their tails.

Izzy: I was questioning whether or not she had taste… but clearly she has a tongue.

Elsa: I’m afraid that is the only taste she has.

Izzy: I would be seeking medical attention for that growth on her neck.

Elsa: Ya, what is that?

Izzy: It appears to be a pearl in nature.

Elsa: She had a tangle with a clam.

Izzy: I wonder who won that battle…

Elsa: There isn’t a clear winner in this situation.

Izzy: And we’ve completely ignored the dress.

Elsa: Well, I was trying to..

Izzy: It’s not on trend and too small….

Elsa: But she looks happy.

Izzy: So there’s that.

Elsa: Yep.

Izzy: Yep.

Elsa: Soooo….

Izzy: That was kind of a conversation killer, wasn’t it?

Elsa: Good thing we are done with the show. Not sure how we’d top that look anyway.

Izzy: I am certain that we can’t.

Izzy and Elsa: Stay Fabulous, Fashionistas!!

 

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Izzy the Frenchie

Izzy the Frenchie has become a well-known voice in canine fashion. She gained instant fame when her "bath" video was aired on NBC's Today Show, NBC News with Lester Holt, CBS, ABC, Right this Minute | The Viral Videos Show and the Channel 9 News in Australia. She divides her time between Washington, DC, New York City and the Hamptons.